It was only yesterday that I realised
I have Sausages of Contention instead of Polite Fingers as Digits
I should explain of course
I found myself in my studio attempting to grasp a clumsy representation of the planet
Saturn as One does
Suddenly I saw them wrinkled porcine pinkeys
and then much to my dismay
Two of the knuckles winked at me yes it turns out they have eyes
I just had to take a snap
The Hand of Odd |
Strangely it wasn't the fact my fingers have eyes that alarmed me
It was their rather casual and suggestive winking. It was almost as if I wasn't there.
My Sausages of Contention had cut me to the Quick
Editors Note:
Any references to Creating the World in Seven Days
or Metaphysical Monochromes
or Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel
or Heaven Forbid allowing Humour to creep into Fine Art Photography
are purely coincidental
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